We Finally Covered the Exhaust Port
We Finally Covered the Exhaust Port
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a tongue-in-cheek engineering vibe: a worn, industrial-style patch graphic showing a large battle-station style machine and the cheeky phrase about covering the exhaust port. It reads like a vintage construction badge — weathered yellows, hazard stripes, and stamped text — so it sits naturally in the wardrobe of someone who loves sci‑fi humor, maker-culture jokes, and subtle nerdy references. The shirt breathes easily in warm weather and layers cleanly under a jacket. Wear it to casual meetups, maker spaces, conventions, or when you want a low-key laugh with fellow fans.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics (sleeve and neck labels use DTF) with a pearlized tear-away label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety standards
KEEP IT LOOKING GOOD
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
SHIPPING & OUR GUARNATEE
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